Yesterday we received Jack and Bella's social security cards in the mail which means that to the United States Government they are real people! Real people that will be taxed and get jobs and rise up and take over the world.
Literally. They will rise up and take over the world. Get in their good graces now.
It's a weird thing to think about, but I was wondering if a baby's identity had every been stolen. If we start getting bills for outrageous purchases in Jack or Bella's name, I won't jump to conclusions. First I'll sit each of them down and ask them to tell me if they bought what they were charged for and teach them the value of the dollar. If all they do is look at me and then catch a glimpse of the ceiling fan and stare at it, then sneeze and yawn then I'll know they understand. If not, I'll probably call the authorities.
I'll put new pictures out soon!
N, S, J and B
1 day ago
1 comment:
I hope they do rise up and take over the world. With their ancestral genes and you as parents, the world could use them!
I don't know about stealing babies' identities, but identities of dead people have been stolen, so it's possible. You may want to delete that entry with their full names and birthdates, just in case.
I am so happy for you and all of your family(ies). What an amazing, thrilling blessing and responsibility you have been given. I hope I get to meet them one day. God's Light and Love to you all. Great-aunt Barbara
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